It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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