Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Randomize
