Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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