He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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