I look better un-naked...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
