My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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