I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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