you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
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He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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