I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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