do herpes really smell.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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