Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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