we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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