come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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