fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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