He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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