i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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