this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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