dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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