Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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