Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I didn't shave. On purpose
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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