awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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