i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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