just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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