We named our party play list daddy issues
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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