Soap is not a condiment
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I need to calm my uterus...
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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