Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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