I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
