Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.