isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?