therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We just shotgunned beers for America
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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