Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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