Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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