I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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