So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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