I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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