I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Please, let me fuck your mom
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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