what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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