All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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