Whatcha textin bout Willis?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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