wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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