The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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