There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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