tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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