hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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