we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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