She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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