is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i think i have herpe
just one?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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