I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I have peed in a lot of sinks
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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