are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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