I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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