I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
There's even glitter on my cock...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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