I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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