We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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