Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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