i jhust puked up my retainher.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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