I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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